Monday, July 20, 1998

Smell This!

I used to use a shower gel called "Smell This!", which smelled like cake batter. I liked it because it's a faint smell. Not overbearing like patchouli, not girly as perfume, not jocky as Old Spice, and not my fathery like Brut.

Most people never noticed it. But one guy who really into rimming, came up for air and said "You know, your asshole tastes like cake frosting."

"Makes sense." I replied. "I got fingered by a baker about an hour ago."

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